Why the Saints are shitty:

There's a basic sequitur to explain the New Orleans Saints overall record this year.


The Saints played The Chicago Bears.

The Chicago Bears are quarterbacked by Kyle Orton.


Kyle Orton is actually Dave Grohl.


Dave Grohl sings for the Foo Fighters.

The Foo FIghters' latest album was shitty, or the shit, depending on your tastes.


Hope this helps.